Thursday, March 28, 2013

Discipline Red Tape

One of my favorite threats is worthless now. Thanks a lot you hippie liberals at Capitol Hill. Apparently its no longer legal to feed your children to overgrown plastic molded sharks. Look at them! They're not even scared anymore! Spanking is so unoriginal. How am I going to enforce my rules now?!


Side note: I watched Jaws the other night. Umm yeah. Still scary. I'm just glad Reggie still lets me climb into bed with him. He said eventually I will have to grow out of that. Right. We'll see what he thinks after I make HIM watch Jaws.

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