Starting out. First I make him enjoy the toilet. So I sit him on it. We talk about our day while we eat swedish fish. When he's had enough (time on the toilet and fish) he says, "All done." One of these times the magic will happen.



I'm the one with the orange spiky hair. Thanks Adelaide and Reggie for giving me a reason to want to be better than I am. No matter how seemingly impossible it may be to improve on perfection. Maybe just a little more humility. Maybe.

I wasn't going to let him drive it, but then he turned to me and said, "It's ok Dad. I have my Batman shirt on." How could I turn down the very excuse I used for years?

Hello Longboard. Good to see you again. Sorry its been so long. I miss Captain too. Thanks for the ride today. ♥ Davey

Sometimes there's something better to do on your lunch break than eat lunch. Sometimes you just have to longboard Provo Canyon. Dedicated to Ethan Schofield, Jeff Hick, Steven Funk, Gary Saunders and the others.

Nothing sexier in the single adult life than staying up 'til 1AM playing Scrabble with a dude. And losing. Maybe I'll do better tomorrow with Chinese Checkers.

Tommy Lasorda was hospitalized for a heart attack. The doctors have already confirmed he bleeds Dodger Blue. We're pulling for you Tommy. Here's an actual genuine photo of me and Tommy from a while back. I love that man!

No, I don't have a problem with the fact that my best friend is 2 years old. In many ways it puts us on the same page. I'm not saying I am in diapers, but maybe there would have been days that it would have saved me.

I now have a 1st grader. Popcorn and a movie tonight, and a donut run tomorrow to celebrate. Is kindergarten graduation too young to buy her a car? I'm feeling like she deserves it.

Play date with the cousins. Don't even act surprised that Reggie found and is holding the largest toy truck available on site.



Adelaide and her posse of gardeners. You can tell they are serious about yard work cuz we had to buy them gloves (pink princess gardening gloves of course).