Apparently, my fathering skills are leading my kids to the career path of Piracy.
Here's the Dude practicing seeing out of just one eye. You never know when that fateful day will come in a pirate's laugh where he climbs to top of the crow's nest to take his spot as the lookout. And as he raises the eyeglass to his best eye (the right one of course) he doesn't realize that his friends have played the old "dagger in the telescope" trick and bam!, you've only got one eye now. Very sad.
And when Bubble Toes wants a tattoo from the the old man, what does she ask for? The ever popular among young girls ages 5 to 9, a skull and crossbones.
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