Over 30? Wanna look fantastic? Skip breakfast. Trade out a couple lunches a week to go longboarding. Eat dinner only every other night. Down a 44 ouncer of Dr.Pepper/Pepsi every day (or at least often enough that the gas station attendant knows you by name). You'll be dead before you're 50, but you'll look great!
I am so disappointed that you are in front of the devil's sign. Next time try and find the celestial sign of our beloved Coca Cola, would ya?
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